3.14.25

Caviar Karen may be my alter ego LMAOOO. Also if you’re not having cucumber slices with your caviar you’re not doing it right.

S/O to Amanda on RHOBH (who will never ever read this btw). You may make my skin crawl, but when you said that’s how you prefer to enjoy caviar because of your gluten allergy I legit ordered a tin of caviar to my house the next day and my life has been forever changed #thankyou

I also realize that sentence is incredibly un-relatable but it is my reality and I wanted to share.